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Get the universal drain Unblocker (kret) and go!

That _ is _ an _ emergency _ bot _ for _ all _ romantics _ who _ out _ of _ the _sudden _ got _ alarmed _ by _ prosaicness.
when _ the _ toilet _ isn't _ flushing _ it's _ hard _ to _ keep _ your _ noble _ and _ intelectual _ mind _ at _ the _ most _ profound _ level.
We _ understand _ that _ problem!
Let's _ get _ these _ pipes _ uncloGged!
telL _ your _serveR _ about _ your _ spiritual _ or _ purely _ hydraulic _ problems. Your _ server _ can _ solve _ it _ all _ at _ once:)

your Server is listening...

ExistenTial drain & Plughole Unblocker's service
--- for the most common problems use shortcuts ($ comMand) :

$ whoami? ------ identiTy_isSues (toilet_ overflowing!)

$ whereami? ------ the_problem_of_belonGing or general_flood

$ cd ----- childhOod_dramAs or cloGged_drain

$ pwd ------ PosSesSEd_with_Devils or presSuer_went_down

$ touch ---- onanism_or_compulsive_sexism or toilet_out_of_hands

$ cp ------- carmic_problems or clogged_pump

$ rm -------remove from memory or regulate_water_meter

$ mv -------moral vacuum or mounting_vent

$ mkdir ------ making_desire_irresistible or make_dripping

$ ls ----- lost_soul or leaking_sink

$ cat ----- catharsis or cataclysm (clogged_toilet)

$ kill ~ /path/ ----- kill ~ / enter name / *** you mast be sudo or root

$ sudo ~ /path/ ------suicide ~ / enter location / *** you mast be sudo or root